15. <Flip him off while his stupid toddler back is turned>

After reading this, my very advanced 5-year old won’t stop saying the motherfucker-word and now my child’s childhood has been ruined even worse than when her mom wouldn’t let her play with a yo-yo because yo-yos are a sex metaphor and her mother was revolted by the sight of them and also me and that’s why she left us…

All it’ll take for Desmond to be an All-Star once again is a trade to the Royals.

Counterpoint: Fuck Miguel Cabrera.

“Who cares?! Why is this news?!” — Person who clicked on the link after knowing what the article was about.

Or, perhaps, a German living in some out-of-the way village in Argentina or Paraguay?

only one who could be argued as worse is his right hand man, Fuck-bag McBayless

Give him a break. He had Jimmy John surgery in the offseason.

“I’ve dedicated my life to a specific skill, one that will pay me massively if I can hone it, and I now have done so to the point that my entire body can perform this athletic feat while in a state that most would consider to be unhealthy or uncoordinated.

Stupid video. I watched the whole thing and there’s nothing about the pitcher. Why don’t you just take a photo, laugh about a fat guy, and move on. A new low. I love fat guy accomplishments, especially in football, ever since “refrigerator Perry” playedfor the Bears. You can do better

As a lawyer, it’s insulting that that’s how you think class actions work. Such a lopsided payout would never happen. The lawyers would get 73 million, and the plaintiffs would get $9.95 off of their next pay-per-view.

So according to the memo above:

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

He doesn’t want them dead, he wants them not happy. Once they are dead, the Cubs can win, but that day needn’t be today.

Why should we be concerned about the student athletes? Based on your logic these athletes are worth nothing because their employer is not willing to pay them. All is tidy. Now if we should be concerned because they do not receive fair compensation for the services/value they provide then by definition your second…

Since it was mentioned in the article, I think we all want to see Urban Meyer not see a dollar of that buyout money because he ends up murdering someone.

Later in the night..

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

As a Skins fan I accept this offer to burn my team in the most fiery way possible as long as the owner goes with them.

I LITERALLY (as in the dictionary definition) cannot fathom the utter fucking stupidity by some idiot commenters on this article arguing about spending costs. Do you dumb fucks (meant as derisively as possible) not understand how utterly insignificant $8 mil is to the total US Budget? The President is LITERALLY…