Clearly all the pressure and gas and hot air and soft balls and ball rubbing jokes have been made on this topic, so let me just day this: Hitler had some pretty good ideas

Maybe he's a Penn State Alumni

Meanwhile, Maple Jordan just scored his sixth straight 20 point game.

"but GM has a patent..."

I sure hope he catches the Pink Panther.

Contigo Autoseal, hands down.

Lots of people at the office I used to work (engineering/construction firm) at had these. A coworker got me one for Christmas and I officially became a member of the cult for these things.

They're indestructible, mine has survived lots of drops and knocks from roof of a car onto gravel. …

Contigo Autoseal, hands down.

Lots of people at the office I used to work (engineering/construction firm) at had…

I switched to TST instead.

You are a veritable cunt for politicizing a school tragedy.

Because everybody feels like #wellactually tonight, I'm just going to quote Wikipedia:

Which Matheny also managed in suspect manner...but that's beside the point.

Columbus has a blue-collar identity? Its two major industries are state government and higher education Ohio State. That's white collar and collar made of nuts on a string.

Everybody tomorrow gets a high five from me. This is such a fucking fantastic thrill.

"Welcome to First Take with Bill Polian and Bill Polian."

Can we reinstate the old Kinja comment format?

I believe Alabama refers to their favorite band as "The Wars of Northern Aggression" ...

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

Everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like feminist literature to Dane Cook.

Where's the hostility coming from? The opinion of people who buy luxury goods seems to be that jewels added to things make them look classy. It's the reason Rolex offers so many hideously tacky diamond encrusted models. Hence this monstrosity.

Well, shoving spectators is definitely not OK unless it's self-defense. But on the other hand, fuck those assholes. The guy is apparently some sort of idiotic "superfan" who has a whole "we're the CRAZIEST fans!" schtick he does during games. You can see it when he gets shoved, they're absolutely thrilled about being…