He is #20 on the list, he is really on it, you just can't see him.

You can't spell "Dumb Kentucky Fan" without the Dumb Fuck.

Shut up, Jameis.

Hipsters everywhere just had their minds blown.

+1

I'd have expected Washington, DC to be #1. That's a town full of dicks.

They also planned to shut the roof on September 8 each year, whether or not it was in good working order and could open a few more times between then and the end of the season.

Pete Rose.

Yesterday: banned from the stadium. Today: out of a job. Tomorrow: jail?

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Woah woah, Cowboy. Let's start with basic punctuation and capitalization, and then we'll move onto the multiple syllable words you can and can't use.

More evidence that Phil Simms is a complete moron, the score (before conversion) was 28-19 Broncos. Whether you're 19 0r 20, you need two scores (touchdown and a field goal) to win the game assuming your defense stops the Bronco's offense (which, they did); if you have 21 points you need one score to tie the game (a…

"I am going to flick her without a condom and cook in her condo."

All your babies are belong to ugly.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN.

I'm beginning to suspect that Greg Schiano might not be the most reputable person in the NFL.

A talking horse keeps Eric Berry up late at night

I don't pity Florence, SC. Living in southern New Jersey, I get the same slate of games AND a vested interest in the goddamn Eagles.

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