Everybody knows that you need to scream at the flat lined person to "Live, Damnit!" while punching them in the chest through a rainfall of tears.

Of course it is possible. The spacecraft would have a very long time to reach the necessary escape velocity. The only current limitation is the amount of fuel needed. You'd either need an extremely powerful nuclear reactor, so much so that putting it into orbit would be the height of stupidity, or fuel technologies…

If only Lucas had used the ending to have Annikan kill JarJar, I would have been more than willing to accept and enjoy the first three films. Fuck you JarJar!

Came here to find this. This is the best Dr Who ending I can think of.

Thank god she got eaten too. God I hated her.

I've driven through their campus before and received no coverage at all. My gf had full bars on Verizon. If you can't even provide coverage for your own company, you should just give up.

While they can't suspend him, can inactivate him.

Last switched about three years ago to Sprint from AT&T. When my contract is up next year, I will probably switch to something else.

Imagine Dubya's shock when he got a bottle cap saying "you genius"

Obviously, the story ends with a happy ending.

No, and I shall hate myself and perform daily flagellations for the next 300 days until I am eligible for an upgrade. And then I shall have this phone and FUCK... THE NEXT ONE WILL BE OUT NEXT SEPTEMBER ERMAGERD WHY NO COVERAGE YET ABOUT IPHONE 6?!?!?

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You guys are a couple days slow on the uptake. Macrumors reported this on Wednesday.

They do know which one you'd be referring to if you asked for the douchey one, right?

GODDAMN JULIUS (your name is Julius now)! YOU WILL READ MORE STORIES ABOUT APPLE AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT.

Did you then tell her that the meatloaf she made last Friday tasted like shit? Might as well get all the anger out of the way at once.

Our electrical impulses are biological and organic, not metallic.

Me- "Dad, you are going to love the new iPhone. You can quickly and easily control your settings, and you can use a fingerprint instead of having to type an 8 digit password to unlock your company phone."

Let's go ahead and completely ignore the advanced technology Apple puts into their phones. Samsung will get around to it (after Apple).

I've been stuck on this one all day. Having trouble getting set up for Disco balls.