GM is the same as the final release.

"Hey Dave"

Is "sustainable" another word for "broken after a single weekend of typical college partying, fucking, and general assholery" ?

Good point. Makes me wonder how much money today's release is costing Apple, in terms of server hosting, bandwidth capacity, and electrical and HVAC costs. Yeah yeah yeah, they are going to make a boatload on Hardware and software sales as a result of iOS7, but they will still incur a very real and very large cost to…

I remember when a phone update meant taking your car to the dealership to get the bag phone changed out.

Just missed the mark calling it sarcasm. More like indignant hyperbolic facetiousness. But I'm sure you figured that out.

My bad. Allen Fieldhouse, then. The Mecca, The Cathedral, The Home to the Original Rules...

I can't wait for Gizmodo's piece about shaky public restroom capacities, using observational information gathered at halftime of a game at Arrowhead Stadium.

Not sure how you came to the characterization that the launch was shaky.... Are there widespread issues installing? People should expect that Internet and update servers get hammered on high load days.

Then why did I get an email from you proclaiming that you are a Kenyan village chief that needs help accessing money? Surely they all run sub 3 min miles.

Parallax is disappointing, that's a consensus.

I guess I'd have to look at the app sizes. I don't have a lot of games on my phone that are large in size. Like I said, nice change, but not sure most customers need it. It will be helpful for software updates. Are those allowed over cellular? I manually installed the ipsw file, so I don't know.

Yes, it can. Fortunately you can turn off background refresh. Settings > General > Background App Refresh. You can stop individual apps.

There will always be examples. But the doom of ERMAGERD WERE ALL FUKKED BC NO FACEBOOK OR WHATSIE SHITZIT APP was so horribly wrong as to be comical. Has this update not been exceedingly smooth for the extreme majority of customers?

Yeah, probably. Isn't it a good thing that they are (or have found) finding and fixing data and power leaks in the OS?

Mothers and/or wives.

Goddamn it. Why isn't this available in black?

Yeah, I'm about to do a full wipe, restore, and reinstall. Just to keep any wonkiness from the GM at bay.

Ok. As long as it spreads across the cosmos, it's fine. I'll always know that I coined a word (besides 'screwalicious' in middle school).