I bet he impregnated the wife on his way out, too.

dbag humblebrag.

Actually, Kevin Seitzer DESPERATELY wants his job back. He has stated exactly this in numerous interviews with 610 AM radio in KC.

Why is nobody pointing out that Jaden should be dating the blondie instead of the Kardashian troll girl? Dude chose the uggo.

WTF is absolutely the appropriate name for this pitch. I watched the video, and kept saying "WTF" when I saw it. This pitch is awesome. I wonder if it would be possible to get that pitch up to an even higher speed, in line with a slider (85-88mph).

He has difficulty throwing without his large ponytail flowing freely behind him. It affects the physics of his pitching.

I think it is disgusting that many pundits and commentators state that we should respect the opinion of people like Adrian Peterson. I'm sorry, but a person's religious beliefs has no bearing on the rights of two other adults. This exact same type of argument was used in the South to enact and defend…

Are y'all going to keep quoting other writers? How very college English paper of you.

We must protect our children from adults that refuse to coddle them and treat them like special athletes. Fuck you coach, Billy WILL make it to the Olympics!

It's in Cawker City, KS. I've driven by it many times on my way to visit family in North Central Kansas.

Man, aren't those Modwestern people silly and over the top? I can't understand ever creating something to top a world record. That must be some crazy Midwestern thing.

Oh. My. God. A coach subjected players to curse words and soul crushing conditioning drills? I eagerly await the Deadspin expose on literally every single High School football coach in existence.

All I can gather from these deadspin posts regarding Bill Simmons is that one or more writers here is insanely jealous. Isn't it rather meta to critique a writer from a different website?

4G on Sprint doesn't work at Kauffman Stadium.

There weren't this many people at the game.

The assholes at FSKC wouldn't even show us the guy running on the field. Come on, man! I am one of five people watching this miserable team, and they don't even have the decency to show it to us. Not only that, but they sanctimoniously lectured me about this dumbass running around on the field. Die, Rex Hudler, Die.

First thing I thought when I saw this? This dude just built an elaborate pedo-dungeon. And lo and behold, the guy is a children's pastor as well. I'm probably a horrible person.