The assholes at FSKC wouldn't even show us the guy running on the field. Come on, man! I am one of five people watching this miserable team, and they don't even have the decency to show it to us. Not only that, but they sanctimoniously lectured me about this dumbass running around on the field. Die, Rex Hudler, Die.

First thing I thought when I saw this? This dude just built an elaborate pedo-dungeon. And lo and behold, the guy is a children's pastor as well. I'm probably a horrible person.