Maybe this is more your speed? Nice big pictures, nice small words, not too much to think about.

Park it in a back lot and extort you for more money?

Good, fuck with the spring rates on that $5,000+ suspension setup. Because what does Ford know about tow ratings?

Don’t make your wife live in the garage, dude. At least give her the kitchen if you want to be like that.

McPherson xDrive 2.0 Ti-VCT R-Spec Eddie Bauer Edition Sport Turbo.

Read the article, there are at least two places where you can use that speed. Also, telling people to pass on a Chiron for a WRX? LMAO!

I’m sure that’s enough to get the people driving through your state out of it, which is all they need to do.

All new engine and not a word about the actual output?

What about “Oh Shit!” mode?

Why not make them optional? If you have kids, turn them on, if you’re getting false positives, turn them off/override it.

I’d off road the shit out of any car an automaker loaned me. Take the new Bugatti Chiron to Moab? Toss me the keys, please. But to actually buy? Uhhh....

So if someone called them up to complain about a lack of Puffalumps in NASCAR, somebody would have to log the complaint and a committee would be formed to discuss how to remedy the lack of ‘Lumps in NASCAR?

Beaters Digest sounds like a magazine run by Murilee Martin.

Jalopnik just isn’t the same since Roy Wert left.

“ you can only do so many donuts before it gets boring.”

this lawsuit is only regarding 12,000 bikes with tuners, and only because HD didn’t certify the bikes with the EPA with the tuners on. That’s why they were sold marked for off road use only, which is how every aftermarket tuner is sold. The EPA only has a problem with it because HD was selling bikes directly to…

12,000*

Damn, don’t get fired from Jalopnik or they’ll roast you pretty hard.

Good job comparing your $10k KTM to a bike that’s not even out yet.