"What would you like for breakfast?"
"I think I'd like a Roxy Music album cover, with a little Ohio Players drizzled over it."
"Um, I'll ask the chef."

I have little idea who she is, or what the show is, but this is a rare misstep from O'Neal. Someone has legitimately bad luck, is dealing with it despite a loss to her career, and AV Club points and cackles at her like a jibbering monkey from the sidelines. i don't see the point.

I have little idea who she is, or what the show is, but this is a rare misstep from O'Neal. Someone has legitimately bad luck, is dealing with it despite a loss to her career, and AV Club points and cackles at her like a jibbering monkey from the sidelines. i don't see the point.

The bootlegs are VHSs and DVDs made from Japanese discs. Generally they're pretty nice. The pre-3D TV refresh rate does mean you have to tolerate a small amount of flicker, though. I've been waiting ages for TVs with the proper refresh for it to come out, and now that they have I don't care. It's like that Seinfeld…

The bootlegs are VHSs and DVDs made from Japanese discs. Generally they're pretty nice. The pre-3D TV refresh rate does mean you have to tolerate a small amount of flicker, though. I've been waiting ages for TVs with the proper refresh for it to come out, and now that they have I don't care. It's like that Seinfeld…

As pointed out in the first paragraph of another feature on the site, even…

As pointed out in the first paragraph of another feature on the site, even…

I was interested to see a prerelease (and pre-blockbuster) trailer of Star Wars and was not disappointed. Fascinating how understated yet effective it is (I love that music just creeping along). The shot of that, um, thingy raising it's cane to clobber somebody (forgive me, I have only ever seen this movie in the…

I was interested to see a prerelease (and pre-blockbuster) trailer of Star Wars and was not disappointed. Fascinating how understated yet effective it is (I love that music just creeping along). The shot of that, um, thingy raising it's cane to clobber somebody (forgive me, I have only ever seen this movie in the…

i own APE in bootleg 3D (shutter glasses)…never quite got around to watching the whole thing. should i drag my gear back out?

i own APE in bootleg 3D (shutter glasses)…never quite got around to watching the whole thing. should i drag my gear back out?

yeah. i was like "i'm pretty sure i hate quirk and would not fall victim to it." i never got that rap on that film; it's thoughtless conventional wisdom, which to a degree is what this article is (harmlessly) founded on…

yeah. i was like "i'm pretty sure i hate quirk and would not fall victim to it." i never got that rap on that film; it's thoughtless conventional wisdom, which to a degree is what this article is (harmlessly) founded on…

The dance number in The American Astronaut. Maybe not best of all time, but well worth noting.

…aaaand then i got to the next item.

…aaaand then i got to the next item.

this is a great idea, thanks. this section was getting a little old with the "hey look at this cut of  ___ that's just the ____s!"

this is a great idea, thanks. this section was getting a little old with the "hey look at this cut of  ___ that's just the ____s!"

All I know about all this is what Klosterman wrote about Val Kilmer, which didn't seem too serious either. But the Jar Jar thing makes basic sense, although I would think that a 40 year old person being introduced to both Chewbacca (whom apparently the book posits as being equal to Binks) and Jar Jar would have to be…

All I know about all this is what Klosterman wrote about Val Kilmer, which didn't seem too serious either. But the Jar Jar thing makes basic sense, although I would think that a 40 year old person being introduced to both Chewbacca (whom apparently the book posits as being equal to Binks) and Jar Jar would have to be…