As someone with ptosis (one droopy eyelid), allow me to be the first to say: fuck you. There are many things to make fun of Bezos for; his droopy eyelid doesn’t have to to be one of them.

I neither like Bernie Sanders nor do I like Bernie Sanders.

It's excellent. It reminds me, in all the best ways, of old Bright Eyes, but even better because Phoebe Bridgers.

Oberst. Conor Oberst. Lord.

Welp, luckily, if you don’t like her music, you don't have to listen to it. I just don't want this scumbag blocking her from making music.

This has prompted me to listen to Phoebe Bridgers's new project with Conor Over at, and guys, it's gooooood.

I’ve hated Ryan Adams since he remade Taylor Swift’s album and so many music critics were like, “Wow it’s so good and deep now that a SENSITIVE MAN is performing it.”.

That's wild! I can't imagine caring, or feeling entitled to care, that my ex went yo his ex's birthday party. Yikes.

Honestly, I just think she’s so funny. I really think that her comedic skills are STILL underrated, even after everything.

It's not her job to ask a witness, "What if your father raped someone?". That's immaterial.

I refuse to judge him for finding love while taking care of his wife who is no longer herself.

call his name and save him from the fire

Fuck offffffff

Can't enjoy carbs too much. Impossible.

Whoa, whoa, leave Alice *Waters* out of this. She’s just out there promoting local food and seasonal eating.

Wowwww 

“Bullying someone who has been open about having a mental disorder...is completely fucked up.”

I cried at the TRAILER. I expect to cry throughout, too.

It looks like a community hall.