He lists all of the major events coming to Los Angeles over the next 10 years, including Super Bowl LVI, the MLB All-Star game, the 2026 World Cup, and the 2028 Summer Olympics.

Top Ten Answers:

Mom, I’ve asked you not to reply to my comments online.

Are we all really taking the stance that unsolicited kissing/fondling of the breasts without prior consent would be okay if she was a confirmed adult? Because I’m over 40, and will punch you in the fucking face—if not lower.

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

Point of order!

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Holy shit

Cher would never have done this. 

Eli screwed the team (and MacAdoo) last year when he refused to be benched.

You’ve got 15 coaches on your list and one of them isn’t Vance Joseph?!

Eye-roll tide

It came tearing in because it thought one of the patrons was in UB40

The horse’s name?  Brett Kavaneigh 

That’d be a relevant point if anyone were arguing that promotion and relegation is good because it’d make the US better at soccer.

The writing is bloated, seemingly unedited wheezing, not at all what our sports audience has made clear it wants.

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

Gruden is in rebuilding mode for 2018 and 2019, but he does expect his team to be a Super Bowl contender in 5050.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

“It’s not just about another great quality of life amenity, or baseball. This is about investing in our city and continuing to make Wichita a regional destination.”