nice to see sports quackery that doesn’t involve Tom Brady

Taking their cue from college football, the beetles were also counted as attendees.

Yes, exactly. Because LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE bad involving MSU athletics personnel has happened in the last decade let alone been extensively covered on this very website. 

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

“politically incorrect conservative.”

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Bryant Gumbel: You got the ball, third-and-12 at your own 26, 4:24 left in the second quarter. Do you remember what happened?

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Sad!

And the savings on RBs is slowly, and intelligently, being re-invested in offensive lines instead.

England did the most England thing and added a superfluous ‘u’ to “go forth”.

Regardless of how seriously we should take them, there are basically three ways the MA’s season will end:

They used to “politely” call women like this “video vixens”.

Truly are those the words of someone who knows the pain of A’s fans. The A’s are the Washington Generals of baseball, put in the league to be victims of the miraculous and the improbable.

Miguel Tejada and Eric Burns agree

“And I’m Skeezy NBA Agent Rob Lowe... and I have cable.”

I don't believe it's a "hate England" , so much as everyone who's ever watched International Football expcets England to fuck it all up at some point.