Being against racism isn’t a political issue numbnuts, so it’s not “politically correct.” It’s just CORRECT. Vaccinate your kids, the Earth isn’t flat, and racism is bad, these are concepts anyone with two working brain cells should be able to figure out.

If you read this article and think "he was possibly a difficult individual” no one cares about your opinion.

No offence, and I gave you a star for answering all his questions, but you kinda sound like you are an annoying person in real life. Are you?

Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.

How sad is your life to take the time to write all this shit. I couldn’t bother myself to read it entirely.

Look, I am 100% for people (re)discovering their faith. But when I listened to this album it really confirmed for me what I’ve suspected for a while now regarding Ye’s own “born again” path. It’s the path that people at their lowest find, and it fills them with so much euphoria that they just go headfirst in, not even…

That motherfucker could land a 747 in the middle of the Brazilian Rain Forest.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Just like with any All-Star snub, if you think you deserve to be playing, you need to tell us who you would replace. And if you say “Lavelle,” because she’s young and took your spot, you can go straight to hell.

“overriding opinion is Briles was railroaded”

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

No, Gabe...

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Yes, just as it is not a code word to disguise “hate fags” in our profile name by spelling it backwards, 557sgafetah. My, aren’t you clever.

It’s way more fun to laugh at Trubisky quarterbacking the Bears.

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Nothing says “we take this very seriously” like a screenshot from the Notes app.