I spent a few wild and crazy Spring Breaks at Padre in the late 90s and somehow managed to avoid being indicted by a grand jury for aggravated sexual assault of a child. You’re really willing to chalk being arrested for gang rape up to youthful irresponsibility? That’s extremely fucked up.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

*continually restarts the video at 00:14*

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

HOW DARE YOU SIR

My dumbass aunt decided to get on FB and screech about how White people were conspiring to destroy a Black man and yada yada yada. I just said, if they really were out to get him, they would have caught him slipping at a red light and had the police kill him. She didn’t have a response for that and then I blocked her…

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

The Packers are one big family, so they just assumed that Aaron Rodgers doesn’t want to talk to them anyway.

This is great and under appreciated.

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He should have stuck with fencing.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

Being criticized by a former player has to be a real stab in the gut.

Good use of slurs and lack of punctuation, but your spelling is too competent. I give this trolling 4/10. Needs work.

the fact that a number of Fusion Media Group employees have been on the receiving end of misogynist and/or racist abuse from Barstool employees and fans

Not necessarily related but seriously, fuck off.

You’re right. Wanting to raise taxes is the same as executing someone who gets an abortion and both sides should be treated equally instead of one being condemned for being absolutely fucking insane.

Do I find his position on abortion utterly insane? Yea, pretty much. [...] There’s a huge difference between suggesting there should be extrajudicial murders of women who have had an abortion versus enacting policy making abortion a capital offense.