God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

I DON’T NEED WHITE WOMEN TO TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE TREATED AS YOUR EQUAL, IDIOT. YOU are the one obsessed with white people. I don’t have to bring them up to discuss the issues within our community. You know that wanting equality at home and at work, safety, and respect are not white things? You clearly don’t…

“As for the NFL, it will keep promising investigations. But expecting them to be anything better than jokes will remain magical thinking.”

It’s for the best. He’s had a few injuries. One more and it could’ve become a real apostrophe.

“Now we’re just talking about optics instead of actual football.”

So you don’t get the reference AND show yourself to be an asshole. Quite a Sunday night.

I guess somebody hasn’t seen Repo Man.

Rough weekend for the haters of ordinary fucking people.

Ohhhh my god. Look, I don’t know how I can possibly explain it better than Clover has, but I’ll try to be succinct:

America is great, footballs the game/There is no evidence that global warming causes hurricanes!

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

Was he being pursued by FBI Agent Johnny Utah?

Brian Kelly would never recklessly endanger the health of a Notre Dame student.

It’s almost as if all these liberal glory boys don’t trust esteemed meteorologist/expired prescription receptacle Rush Limbaugh.

It’s tricky to claim he fit the description of the shooter if there was no shooter.

One of the worst moments of my life was when my wife, half paying attention while I was watching the NFL Network, popped up and said “oh, he’s cute” when Breer’s mug came on screen. She’s never reacted that way to anyone else, and it really made me question my entire existence.

In this Serena era, she is cleary one of the 4-5 best non-Serena players, and she did it by actually caring to stick with the game when it would have been so easy to leave.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

Where did the Moose touch you?