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The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.

Stop parsing the difference between sexual assault and rape you pedantic bitch.

What we know is that Kelly told Shembo to not say anything about the incident—that’s not in dispute. Kelly insists he never “threatened” Shembo into silence—it was, after all, just a football coach just giving friendly advice to a football player who’s not at all dependent on staying on the coach’s good side to keep

No. I would not define noticing blatant lies as clever.

Good point. Thankfully Shembo’s teammates successfully bullied and threatened the victim into committing suicide before the investigation could be completed, an investigation obstructed by Notre Dame every step of the way.

Words do. As in “Notre Dame did everything in their power to obstruct and cover up the alleged rape of a student by a football player.”

Not the first time Brian Kelly has made questionable calls on a windy day.

He’s always had issues with the wind.

“I was the absent professor,” Kelly says. “I wasn’t paying attention to the details that we needed.

It’s not like Brian Kelly has ever faced consequences for leaving somebody out there twisting in the wind.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Chris’s wife sounds like a fucking champ. I don’t care how much the divorce costs, he needs to stumble the fuck away from her.

I am shocked that people think someone dying on the field in an NFL game would have much effect beyond all teams wearing a black patch or something on their sleeves for the remainder of the regular season.  

You mean a friendly, right? A friendy sounds like a awkward handjob from someone you have an otherwise platonic relationship with.

Thanks for the swift confirmation. It’s always appreciated.

Good. Screw the Cowboys. But you’ll have to explain to me how the domestic abuse allegation helped Rodgers complete a miracle pass along the sideline to Jared Cook so the Packers could oust the cowboys on a day Elliot had 125 yards. Because right now you just seem idiotic.

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?