Construction Time Again is a good album choice — I don’t think Penn State wants to hear anything off of Violator.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Somebody took notes during Cris Carter’s seminar.

How much did you lose?

It’s selfish to want to win in a game where they didn’t use their best runner as much as they could have?

Works better for him . Ensures he doesn’t get Willis McGahee’d in his last game.

Bear Meets Moron

WATT: Our goal was to come out here and make the “Red Rifle” look like a Red Ryder BB gun.
SALTERS: (laughs) wow!
WATT: We wanted to make the “Bengals” look like housecats.
SALTERS: R-right, ok
WATT: The plan was to make “Pacman” look like Pong.
SALTERS: (quietly) That’s enough, JJ.
WATT: We gameplanned to “flatten” Jeremy…

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Are we sure Peyton Manning has that ability? Austin Collie would like to have a word with you.

Good Kinja.

Mularkey will be ably assisted by offensive coordinator Jim Bunkum and defensive coordinator Fred Hogwash.

Whoa: Turns out everybody beats the Whis.

Oh come on man, no restaurant that’s already serving alcohol at a discount would *ever* force an employee to over serve or skimp on the training. NEVER. Never Ever.

Credit the MLS. They managed to miss penalties in ways none of us had ever seen before.

That's bullshit. I don't know how you can make a predicition about the Super Bowl and not include the Patriots. The Patriots are the team to beat. Tom Brady is playing out of his mind. It's almost like watching Bird in the 80s: an elite player in his prime. Dion Lewis is the Danny Ainge of the Patriots, someone who…

He got inspiration for the take after watching the Celtics play in the 80s, especially how strong McHale was in the paint. He did not take any shit from anyone. And did you see how hot Bird played? Magic wanted no part of Bird in the corner. Honestly, that’s the hottest I’ve seen since Tom Brady in the playoffs. Hot…

Eh, I’d rather see him on HGTV. “Have you all seen Larry Bird’s house? I visited Larry Bird’s house a year ago. He showed me a clip of the Celtics in the 80s. That team was amazing. You’ll never see a rivalry like Bird and Magic again. Bird was so pure. He was excellent in all facets of the game. Bird’s foyer was…

No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.

Whatever merit that argument might have had years ago, a lot of it was drawn from the fact that, finally surrounded by decent talent and a competent coach, Alex Smith had had a competent season the year before in which he finally “proved” himself to be at least a competent NFL quarterback. Pretty different than a…