So...

you should post those ones then

why do you guys continue to think deadspin staff slack convos are somehow more interesting/funny than anyone elses?

There's something enjoyable about watching Rodgers rip a team apart from a healthy and comfortable pocket for 2.5 quarters, especially after a long offseason. And I say this as a Vikings fan who hates the Packers.

“Well gee, if they were employees then maybe we’d be even more liable for one of our employees raping Lizzy Seeberg and somehow getting away with it with our help.”

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

A larger pool to choose from certainly helps. Defensive terminology is essentially the same from middle school to the NFL. Yes, they get drastically more complicated and there are different versions of base defenses, but when a defensive player hears Cover 2 or Nickel, they know what it should look like. Coaches put…

Just another manic Munn day.

Nicknames for Magary, ranked:

David Carr’s underwear went to brown every time he dropped back behind those offensive lines.

You sure he isn’t just tweeting about the Deadspin comments section?

Needs more guns.

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

This concludes the last thing any of us will read about the 2015-2016 Atlanta Falcons. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

“it’s totally fiscally responsible, now sign this paper that says you’ll pick up the tab on all the cost over-runs, which is essentially a blank check made out to the IOC....”

That’s because the city limits encompass approximately 900 miles.

SIMMONS: Pack up your bags. We’re starting our own sports website.

I thought he was brought aboard because they needed someone more insufferable than Andy Greenwald.

I Know What You Did Last Summer, But It Was Dark So I May Not Know What You Did Last Summer, But In Any Case If You Tell Your Parents About What You Did Last Summer, I’ll Kill Your Fucking Family