This is his second assault on a child, the first being Jay Cutler’s id.

This is really just a failure to apply common sense. Why in God’s name would he aimlessly drive around a city even if he didn’t know DJ’s address? It’s not there are street signs leading to his house or anything. I mean, come on.

Sign this boy immediately!

Sounds like you have a problem with sucking cock.

It’s official - by far the most exciting part of the NBA year is the off-season.

damnit... i think you are right. Off to the tower with me.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

Kate - thanks so much for this! It’s definitely appreciated. Hypocrisy isn’t cute on anyone, not even T Swift.

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.

He used all emotional effort on the eagle try. Looked like he couldn’t believe he missed it so badly and his mind was already in the clubhouse with Paulina and he had nothing left to give to the birdie try. The birdie try was equally as difficult and WAY more important an he gave it a small fraction of the amount of…

Well of course they’re good now, they hired someone from the Cardinals!

Deadspin, I want you on this story like CNN was on that fucking plane. Don’t let up. I cannot overemphasize how much joy this story is bringing me.

Cards fan here and that’s well done.

+1

(brb - stealing your passwords)

You can’t spell #BFIB without F.B.I.

Shouldn’t this be on Gawker?

I’ll see myself out.

I thought the penalty call looked iffy at best. Some people from either team run into each other and hey, presto - home cooking!

Then don’t watch.

I think you could also argue that Serena has fought against her own share of injuries, illnesses, and the like and still dominated. She also had to fight against an additional layer of challenges as a black woman in tennis. While that obviously didn’t affect her athleticism or ability to physically play tennis, it’s…

Pretty good bear, Samer. Good work.