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Deliberate molestation? Where I come from we call that a "stickup" and it's usually accompanied by the phrase "Hold it... [long pause] ... right there."

I'm going to jump to Annie Lennox's defense here and say that she's not saying that being gay is easier. She's just saying that if the choice was there, life as a whole would be easier. If you read her quote again, in context, it becomes very clear that that is her meaning.

Looks like Julia Roberts is showing the paparazzi some teeth.

Just the fact that her goddamn screenname is keshasuxx should finally earn that poor girl some props on this website. I don't care what anyone says about her music, that was a well played tweet.

The game was actually made by the Finns. It was meant as an allegory of our modern wars in the middle east. Obviously the greedy pigs are us fat Americans and the angry birds are the suicide bombers trying to destroy our way of life.

FDISK! Definitely FDISK.

This man is a dating GOD! I'm gonna have soooo much sex from now on.

I've always thought that if you want to use capslock you should just hold both shift buttons down at once. It seems like a waste of keyboard real estate.

@infopowerbroker: That's like ALL I could see. I caught myself looking for my gravity gun for just a second.

Dino-Riders lied to me AGAIN?

"Excuse me miss, will you please teach my daughter how to golf as splendidly as you do? What? YOU'RE GAY??

Why is no one saying anything about the cold calculating eyes?

@nobodyr: looks more like a 34B... if you know what I mean...

I don't know what this is BUT I'M FOR IT!!

@DirtyDogg: I read that part, but it doesn't change the accusers' testimonies. I read up on it and it seems like the prosecution is being pushed by a right-wing parliamentarian.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I always loved the simplicity of this one.

4G what I turn on when I want to empty out the battery in my EVO and I don't want to wait the one hour it usually takes.

PAYJAHZ 4 LIFE!!!!