@jenalicious: Okay, those are all the worst reasons to cancel that show. The only real reason to cancel "Two and a Half Men" is because it's just the worst fucking show imaginable and watching it makes your brain scream.

@NinjaFish: "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan approves.

Hmm... T-shirts and sneakers. It's lacking a little refinement but I'll give it a try.

Ted Chiang "The Story of Your Life".

@ilovewater: yeah, that's who I thought it was too.

EDIT: Fuck sorry, I linked over from Gawker... This was inappropriate for Jezebel.

Finally a practical reason to buy a classic American V8 muscle car: multitasking

@Adam Spano: ditto. We should start a training camp. I know where to get some mokeybars.

Show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you.

@Adam Spano: Actually, Customs officials already do that to certain passengers they deem a suspicious.

@redman042: If he relaxes the restrictions and even one person gets killed from some stupid sock-bomb, he'll be impeached and probably hanged.

@TheTonyShow: Brain bomb. Full lobotomy before every flight or you DON'T FLY!!!

Finally, Katy can wear some heels.

@Jacobm001: ah...i see what you did there.

@Jacobm001: No no. I mean they have printed stickers with his company info on them.

Do any of these come with a animated paperclip assistant? I can't write without one.

There's a god-damned mockingbird nest right outside my bedroom window. I mean like eight feet away from it. EVERY day at like two a.m. they start raising hell for some fucking reason and I can never sleep.

@satyrica: If I could promote this comment...

@Jacobm001: My friend's computer business uses them as business cards. Kinda clever actually.

@infmom: Computers that came before the PC had a Compsognathus working an abacus underneath your desk!