I know silicon melts at like 1600 Kelvin. How come we can't just make circuitry that can withstand a measly 700K?

@Daveinva: All it's missing is an accidental snap of some college student's boobs.

@TimOzcelik: Actually the lack of a proper magnetosphere would allow the sun to irradiate the surface quite thoroughly. Not to mention that the solar winds are currently dehydrating the atmosphere by the second.

Nail-biters everywhere REJOICE!

@The-Overmind: RIAA claims each pirated song is worth at least $750 in damages to the industry.

According to Moore's Law, 70TB worth of storage should be about the size of a micro SD card in about 20 years. And if production costs remain steady it should only cost about $100.

@MxPxRobbie: most righteous. most righteos indeed... i mean LOL!

@MxPxRobbie: ...what you did there... it has been seen.

· Apps that use the number 80085 in any way will be rejected.

Justin Bieber videos are property of the Canadian Socialist Republic! They are in league with the Red Chinese. One will destroy our economy while the other destroys our society and sensibilities.

@rosalou: Excuse me, what Dewey decimal number is "handjob, how to give a" filed under?

Ladies, we don't really care that you're not very good at the handyJs. It's not your fault. A person can't learn to play guitar if they only hold one a few times a week off and on. You gotta own one and have the incentive to play. Or go over to your friend's house that owns one and just not do anything else.

Wow. That is a genital-mutilating level of porn storage.

@HammerheadFistpunch: I totally read that in his voice.

I didn't agree with you at first but with such an eloquent, undisputable quote, I can't help but hate that scene now.

Wait... you're saying that women can have ORGASMS? Wow. Nice to know.

They redirected genesimmons.com to The Pirate Bay!

@Dezerus Richardson: For around $20 you can buy a Sony MDR-CD180. It's not noise canceling, but the sound quality is very good and it's probably the most comfortable pair of headphones I've ever worn. They're light and the headphone cups are soft so they don't hurt even after a full day of wearing them.

They just don't want to be the "ugly" friend.