I think the future's going to be a lot like a Jack Vance novel. Peaceful and advanced until you go looking for adventure.

@blueeddie: I have no money but my baldness is magnificent!

@saj: I'll take "What did the ball-sack say to the poo" for a thousand Alex.

Games are the only thing I miss after switching to Android (Evo). It seems like I can do a whole lot more but all work and no play...

Growing up, I never thought about it, but bastard actually has a literal meaning. It really rubs people with single-mothers the wrong way and I try to use it sparingly after I was confronted by a friend of mine.

@xido: here

Tampon: Apply directly to face.

@BleedingThumbsMurphy: At least you hope it was a "her"

This from a man who is led to confusion with the basic notions of right and wrong...

Where's my fucking ZARDOZ sequel??

He has a color changing couch and the two colors he picked were orange and green?... classy.

@freedomweasel: whoa! I just googled it. $2 million!

No makeup in Texas. Is that the NYC equivalent of wearing a tampon bandolero belt?

Nice article Corey. I have to chide you for completely ignoring the use of fans to reduce pressure underneath the car which was pioneered in the 1970s and is still used today in some cars like the McLaren F1.

"Planing down the thighs, planing down the thighs, i make four bucks an hour, planing down the thighs."

It wasn't until later that the robot realized he had whittled away too much.

There's a fundamental misunderstanding of how evolution works in the argument of this article. Evolution doesn't streamline traits that are useless. It certainly can, but that's not evolution's function.

He looks weird because he's dressed like Zod.

@Dave J.: You get a doppler shift in the radio signals to and from the ship. They would send and receive very slow communication on the way there, but really sped-up signals on the way back. Overall, by the time they reached Earth again, they will have gotten all of the signals.

@Bluesroo: I would also recommend The Forever War.