That's astoundingly stupid logic.

@daradoodle: Yeah, you're right. Everyone should be judged on their brain activity level. Someone with unwashed hair and a marijuana leaf t-shirt at an economic rally probably knows what's best for everyone.

Why can't all demonstrators be this nicely dressed? It seems to me that if a mob of well-groomed people showed up to picket the WTO meetings, there'd be a lot more sympathy for their views. Instead it's all dreadlocks and marijuana leaf t-shirts.

Fret not Jesus, our countless hours of devotion to this exercise has long-lasting moisturizing benifits.

@mizoreotoyou: now THAT is a fun website to peruse... academically speaking.

As an overly tall, overly skinny dude, I can't help but sympathize with this. It seems like every time I see something cool in a shop window, it inevitably fits like a hefty bag.

Really? But he seems like such a go-getter.

@auroralighthouse: That was Dr.Harris wasn't it?

What no Eraserhead? Wasn't there a childbirth scene? I can't remember now, I gotta go watch it again.

...Kill me.

Step 1: Laser Pens - "Look, now everyone in the movie theater thinks Ben Affleck is Indian..."

That headline is like saying "Tofu is the new Beef"; it's not true and it never will be.

As a young boy I always imagined that the Girl Scouts were an open-minded, experimental and unsentimental bunch but with crisp sashes and delicious cookies. I thought it was just my hormones...

@J_Frank_Parnell: There is nothing in this world more hilarious than a well placed Simpsons quote.

@Tanner Sack: Oh God! Sayid just KILLED ME! He was the WORST character actor on that show.

I hate to nitpick but Arabic is spoken across such a large geographical area that the dialects are quite distinct. Even as a person who understands it casually, it really bugs me when movies use North African Arabic speakers in the place of middle Easterners.

@WillowWeen: eww what? Nope sorry... not this penis. Much like a well-built submarine, my cock doesn't leak unless it's been torpedoed. Also there's a lot of semen in it.

NICKELBACK!!! Fuck! Being middle-eastern just got embarassing.

Next you'll be telling me the new Guns'N'Roses album is finished.

I wash my penis everyday and promptly put it into a sterile cotton container. It's probably the cleanest thing on the planet.