Just an interesting note: Almost all watches made before 1948 used the layout shown in this video; whereby the "center wheel" would actually be in the center of the movement. The second hand was always located away from the hour and minute hands of the watch.

0:17 - 0:22 ...I see he managed to get the Krull mothership.

@Mr.Affrox: m hf mgff fffg

In other robot news: Walking bags of meat last longer when they're pickled...slowly...from the inside.

Wat? Who keeps thrusting after ejaculating? It physically feels like your intestines are gonna wiggle out of your belly-button if you do that. That is why we need you to lay off the shifter once the handjobs over.

Wait... so we're NOT supposed to molest every kid we see? Since when? Every man I ever met molested me and I turned out fine.

@CassandraSays: YOU SAT NEXT TO SEAN CONNERY???? I'm so jealous I wanna die.

I'm sure the word "Star" used to mean something... damned if I can remember what.

@dgstan: Only if it wore mittens, I hate cold handy-Jays.

Oh man, I hope this thing isn't ratified or else we'll have that bastard Hoover for president.

10-20 MILLISECONDS? But I want to see porn now!

I get out of quicksand by jumping a lot.

This makes me feel better about my trench-coat flashing. Now I KNOW the women love what I do.

I read "Beauty" by Sheri S. Tepper when I was 12. It was the only time I knowingly read a book by a woman and liked it. Scratch that, LOVED IT. It has the gayest looking cover art but it's one of the greatest mixes of fantasy and Science fiction I have ever read.

@beatrice2000: I don't know who doctor Kuriansky is but I have to say I completely agree with your sentiment. If they're on TV/radio they're fame-whores, not doctors.

And everyone keeps telling me that Vegas is tacky.

NO! STOP IT! I'm sick of this shit.

Oh god! My mom used to listen to this miserable c-word. I hated having to explain that nobody with a (relevant) doctorate in psychology would ever give such shoddy, mean-spirited advice.

There's very little difference between a $300 shirt and a $1200 shirt. It's like once you hit a ceiling, all you're paying for is a prestigious emblem on the breast.

It's the same reason that we still buy diamond engagement rings: Madison Avenue.