Artist narrowly dodges rigid purple 10 inch cock.

@EvilDroidClone: Quantum particles don't "teleport"

@Starlionblue: Yeah, Asimov was a gentleman.

Even if you brought the greatest scifi writer in history back to life, he would still give you AIDS.

What the hell is with those orange tuxes? Who is this AQUAMAN?

@JordanGold: It took me a while, but I see what you did there.

@avconsumer2: I hear you man. I hadn't lived until I "built" a $20K bicycle online.

@It's you and so not me: ...sorry wrong gawker site.

@It's you and so not me: I hear you man. I hadn't lived until I "built" a $20K bicycle online.

Here's some important tip for guys... um... well... I guess you can put some gel in your hair... and... ask someone if you missed any spots shaving your face.

@Sasha Reptilia McFearless: His face... it looks like a thumb. Look at the picture.

Mr.Duff has a serious case of thumb-face.

Excellent, I look forward to maxing out and then never buying these configurations on some computer company's website in the future.

Women...OH, you mean vagina-warmers.

That map is inaccurate and outdated.

That map is inaccurate and outdated.

@toadaleh: I think she said melanin, not melatonin. The pigment, not the neurotransmitter. I know they're chemically related but I don't think darker skinned people process more melatonin than lighter skinned ones.

I love doing the drive-by. It really throws people off. Like in line at the airport; "Come ON Don Rickles, just take off your shoes so we can sit on the plane!!"

Dude! You have mainstream success. Don't get pigeonholed into a black feature... Oh the shame.

HAH! I'm a watchmaker that works on Hill st and 6th about 2 blocks away. I ate desert there today. Their food's a little overpriced, but their deserts are pretty decent.