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I don’t work on commission. /s

I extend a barbaric yawp to all the karens out there.

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And that right there is how Hell was created:
we look at those among us who are hurting us ALL, in ways that are myriad but impossible to punish, the people who wield the knives in the deaths of a thousand cuts, and because our very society doesn’t punish these people but instead rewards them?
We dream of Hell.

Funny thing is, I believe her... I think she was Fred Trump.

GOD, I hope so! We need to get rid of the corruption inherent in the GQP. Rick Scott fleeces Medicaid and they elect him Governor and then to the Senate. SERIOUSLY?

“The tighter the fist, the looser the sand

He threw it on the GROUNNNND! You can’t weigh me down Porsche man!

In 2010, if you would have told me that I’d be lusting after a 500+ horsepower Kia crossover that could do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds, I’d have sooner told you I was likely to fornicate with a blood relative.

I was 19, she was 27, I think? It was her ex-husband’s car that she got in divorce. White, removable top, souped-up with a big turbo and all the cool accoutrements. I found the interior shape somehow extremely difficult to have sex in.

I like that the parked car was already blocking the hydrant, and the arriving car just blocked it *more*

Today I was in the car with my wife explaining the code on mail trucks by which you can tell their age. Her face was like this:

Is it intellectually honest to vote Nice Price on something you would never acutally buy yourself? Well, I did.

The interior I love, but while some have compared it to a Nissan, I see Ford Probe. It’s...it’s no one’s dream car. It’s a compromise on looks at $65k, pure and simple.

The 456 GT remains one of Pininfarina’s most elegant designs. Its lines are credited to designer Pietro Camardella and recall the 365 Daytona coupe in the sweep of the side glass and boot lid slope.

Siri told me that she requires a HomeKit accessory to determine the indoor temperature.

Step 1. Explain what a cult is. Step 2. Tell you children not to join cults.

Counterpoint:

What’d Joe Elliot ever do to her?

ok, hear me out

OK. I have definitely been around this site too long. The comedy is rubbing off on me.

But why would you ever keep 3-5 weeks of expenses in checking? I’ve got maybe 3 days in there, tops, at any point, and move money from savings when it’s needed.