Exactly. It’s a good deal if you want this car, but I totally don’t, and I LIKE a lot of hybrids. I know there’s a whole marked of hybrid buyers who want their car to “look like a hybrid” but I don’t belong to that school of thought.

When is Ford going to drop a hybrid ‘Stang like in Birdemic? That’s the Ford hybrid I…

“There is a cure for covid. There is a cure for covid. It’s called hydroxychloroquine, it’s called zinc, it’s called zitromax.” - Dr. Stella Immanuel in a clip from the press conference played on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show on July 28, 2020.

Fun fact, when my Discord was discussing the whack job believing in demon sperm, I took a stroll through the Texas state licensure website this afternoon.

Your best play is the lady who believes witches are responsible for cervical problems?

I’ve got an uncle who’s a doctor (well, chiropractor)

Ultimately, I would say, the difference should be observed as the difference between types of Doctors. So, for example, PhD (A person who has become a subject matter expert) is a true researcher. They have spent years covering the topic that they are considered an expert in. They have spent more time than an M.D.…

Or a reality show host running a country.

There’s also the whole specialization issue. Most doctors know fuck-all about areas of medicine outside of their specialty. A chiropractor is not a source of authority when it comes to epidemiology. If you get shot or in an accident, an allergist is probably going to be far less effective at keeping you alive than an…

They'll just Rand Paul a solution to that.

Or, and this is crazy, you and your DOT-qualified driver can stay the fuck home. 

Then fast forward to the final scene and enjoy that sweet, sweet Thomas Dolby song:

I remember Bump! It was really good, as long as the person you wanted to share with had Bump also...

This used to be an App back in ‘09-’10 that used WIFI and Bluetooth to do this exact thing... before NFC was on phones. It was called Bump or something like that. It was proximity sharing that was triggered by a change in direction measured by the internal accelerometers by “bumping” the phones together. 

Probably because Barr didn’t have control of the situation.

that exposed radiator! 

Yes, I’m aware that early Android pulled heavily from the original iPhone, i.e. the only successful Apple product to actually innovate. But once 4.0 came out, the shoe was on the other foot.

Which is something that plagued all American vars in the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s, and aughts. Hell, some domestic brands still gave you the Fisher Price treatment in select models up until very recently.

The Playschool + Fisher Price tag team that designed and crafted the interior?

Where do I sign up for the Butthole Cut?

You have to buy the Unrated Edition for the hardcore monster-fuckin’.