Exactly. It’s a good deal if you want this car, but I totally don’t, and I LIKE a lot of hybrids. I know there’s a whole marked of hybrid buyers who want their car to “look like a hybrid” but I don’t belong to that school of thought.

When is Ford going to drop a hybrid ‘Stang like in Birdemic? That’s the Ford hybrid I…

Or, and this is crazy, you and your DOT-qualified driver can stay the fuck home. 

I remember Bump! It was really good, as long as the person you wanted to share with had Bump also...

This used to be an App back in ‘09-’10 that used WIFI and Bluetooth to do this exact thing... before NFC was on phones. It was called Bump or something like that. It was proximity sharing that was triggered by a change in direction measured by the internal accelerometers by “bumping” the phones together. 

that exposed radiator! 

Which is something that plagued all American vars in the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s, and aughts. Hell, some domestic brands still gave you the Fisher Price treatment in select models up until very recently.

The Playschool + Fisher Price tag team that designed and crafted the interior?

Guy walks into an auto parts store and tells the counterman “I’d like a set of wiper blades for my Yugo”. Counterman thinks about it for a minute, then says, “OK - sounds like a fair trade to me”.

Why does the Yugo have a rear window defroster?

We’re trillions in the hole because of the huge tax cuts given to billionaires and corporations, which the working class will end up paying for yet again. But when the plan is to take away those tax cuts and use the money for the working class then suddenly the boomers and idiot conservatives become math wizards and…

I’m just so tired of all these star wars...

yeah that “he said a woman couldnt be president” was complete bullshit and she fucking knew it. 

It takes a case of terminal brainworms to believe that the woman who was a republican until she was 50 years old is a better representation of the party than the lifelong progressive.

So 2016 wasn’t rigged against Sanders? Interesting take that seems to ignore all facts.

“Rather than align herself with Hillary, Kamala, Kristen and Amy”

Hillary Lost to the clown.  Warren started falling after she aligned herself with centrist policies.