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Come on, you can’t call it Saw X and not have Jigsaw rampaging on a spaceship.

If Disney wants a hit, he should direct too... and actually, he should be the showrunner while we’re at it.

This is fantastic news and should have been the case all along.

So now we get “From the creators of Atlanta comes... Lando.”

After Crunchyroll fucked on of its voice actors over union stuff and HBO Max fucked me personally by throwing the second half of The Nevers into a ravine, I’ve basically reverted to my 2010-era self and started torrenting anything and everything that I’m interested in onto a Plex server.

Don’t forget Prometheus! 🤮

So we’ll get more macguffiny mystery box bullshit akin to Rise of Skywalker?

No. No. Eff no. We’ve seen Lindelof handle legacy IPs and sci-fi movies way too many times to not believe he won’t self-indulge in the worst tropes of the genre. Alien, Star Trek, Cowboys & Aliens, Tomorrowland. This man should not be trusted with Star Wars unless someone at LucasFilm really wants more TROS. 

haven’t seen the movie. but im sure everyone will hate it.

I’ll save you the effort. It was absolutely awful. Like diarrhea on a first date awful. 2016 Ghostbusters awful. Indigo Girls covering Slayers greatest hits awful.

I know they’re two different media outlets, but I swear every time I turn on CNN, they mention Laci Peterson once a day.

Both seasons had a small but devoted fan base right here on AV Club, pretty much all in on the show: Pope jogging suit, Silvio Orlando’s mole, why is that kangaroo in the garden? hot bi-sexual three-way, sexy sexy sexy nuns dancing at Club Jesus, Malkovich’s disassociation to the world, Cardinal Gutierrez it was a

I’ll die on this hill:  socks with sandals is never, ever a good look.

“If you need socks to keep your feet warm with sandals, go for it!”

Socks and sandals means you are a sociopath. I think we’ve gone past sweats right into pajama pants.

They were probably charging foreign agents $500 an hour to rummage around in them, with a deluxe 1k package that included a digital camera and unlimited diet Coke.

that’s where I make it political because *big* employers raise prices because their big boy execs couldn’t ever absorb any extra costs themselves when they’re making buttloads of markup while generally leaving wages stagnant over the last 25 years.

It’s not about what the cause was, it’s about the reality of inflation and unemployment being inversely related.

Or corporate profits have to come down. Nobody ever brings that up.

Ah yes, more folks are working and have a bit more money than they have in 30+ years so now inflation is our fault. Not the price gouging and stock buy backs, or the PPP loan forgiveness, it’s the regular folks who’ve been scraping by for decades.