Two such things:

AA meeting.

Idk why evolution left the testicles just chilling there in a thin skin sack.

In DC lounge, hookahs smoke you!

McCaffrey called 9-1-1

“We are committed to providing an inclusive environment for everyone who attends our games.”

/oblig

I’ll take even a 10% reduction of the chance that I’m going to pass a flu virus on to an elderly person, an infant or an immunocompromised person. I’m young (relatively) and healthy, and I work in an office, ride public transit, and work out in a gym. If I get the flu, I’m infecting thousands of people before I even…

Jesus tap dancing Christ please don’t by into the hyperbole this circle-jerk leftist death-cult. You would think these people would have run out of verbal sack cloth and ashes by now but apparently not. Make sure your kids have a good education and they will turn out fine. Sure the orange bag of skunk farts makes a…

I know what you’re saying, but compassion isn’t a zero sum game. I don’t know if John Skipper has done anything to harm other people; I hope not, and if you trust Jim Miller, who has a pretty great record of reporting on ESPN, that’s not what this is about. So unless and until that comes out, I’ll just speak…

I assume every self-described “Christian” is a phony, and anecdotally, most of them are.  Real Christians aren’t compelled to announce their affiliation to anyone who will listen, they just act the fucking part. 

You know you’re in dire straights when rehiring Lane Kiffin looks like a good move.

Rasheed Wallace was good at basketball though.

A lot of times its the opposite. Start with an electric smoker because its easy but soon get frustrated by its limitations and the feeling it is not true smoking

+1 Star Wars reference

I actually agree with this ranking. Sbarro’s pizza is a big #2.

Actually, it began when they became part of the Yum! Brands troika of unhealthiness. I’m old enough to remember when Pizza Hut was a sit-down restaurant with atmosphere and decent food. Stained glass chandeliers, actual waitstaff, candles and tablecloths on the tables, it used to be an event to go there back in the…

If the Astros win it all imagine how disappointed Altuve is going to be when they go to Disney and he discovers he’s not tall enough to ride Space Mountain.

What job? That guy is a volunteer.