I dunno... Iowa has plenty of Mexicans.

Look at that, a rapist who doesn’t like people forcing him to do things he doesn’t want to do. How quaint.

Deadspin critiquing ESPN and PMT is like a Single A baseball team saying the Yankees suck

Obviously you’re unfamiliar with Dice.

I sieve what you did there!

Also “Not properly rated”: Tim Meadows

What about his ability to drive in runs?

Needham is such an awesome fat guy name

Dog ownership is fantastic, particularly shelter adoption. But man, does the mommy/daddy shit drive me crazy. It’s creepy and weird, and it denigrates actual motherhood and fatherhood.

He’s hoping the judge finds him injured and replaces him with Dak Prescott.

Yeah hes lyin, bet he only talked with the teachers aids

That depends. How big are your aunt’s tits?

I’m sure his usage was Occidental.

Is it racist to suggest Cracker Barrel for my quarterly team lunch at work? 

Re: Ocean peeing pants down puller

It’s a family crest. Fred has the same thing.

So many of those fucking Grant Hill shoes with the suede trim in the Metro Detroit Area during the 90's. Sadly much like pieces of Grant’s ankle it didn’t follow him to Orlando.

In fact, if you’re bad enough at golf, other players actually encourage the foot wedge because nobody wants to sit there for 10 minutes watching you four-stroke your way out of the rough.

In Pittsburgh that move is called the Mario Fuckyieux.