Lions-Cardinals is inspired by the well-known maxim that when two awful people get married it’s a good thing, since that way only two people are miserable instead of four.

Yeah, Crockett and Tubbs put an end to that shit years ago.

I’ve always gotten Major Applewhite, the former Texas Longhorns QB mixed up with Marshall Applewhite. 

As someone who has struggled with their weight since childhood, while I’m sure nicknames like “Hefty Lefty” and “Pillsbury Throwboy” seem harmless and were probably laughed off in public by Lorenzen, they hurt, and play a larger role in him eating his way to 500 lbs than anyone is acknowledging. For some reason,…

Jack Nicholson fell into this queso and came out as the Joker

HaHa Splitton-Lips

Don Knobler: “Your mother!”

The university and program deserves the death penalty.

Thankfully for those who hold things like a painted logo on a football field in such high regard, the grounds crew has since patched things up.

Yep, with Canada, they just poutine their time, and go home.

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The best mental approach to being a 97 year old hooker is to keep your mind out of the gutter.

Giraffes do it.

Saying “I never hit her” in response to whether or not you were the perpetrator of domestic violence when you have admitted in writing to choking you wife is among the most ridiculous bullshit I’ve heard in a while.

I don’t see the problem.

The luke kuechly thing was absolutely brutal.  

I believe it's Raptured to the Mets.

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