Drew, you are absolutely right that we should not be eating so much chicken. After all, it's a nervous bird. 

+1 Rotten Denmark

C’mon, give Emmitt a break.

Man, you’re being a little harsh.

So you’re saying it’s a white oak?

“Two quarterbacks at once? Now you’re talking. “

“Injured during a celebration? This guy’s a fucking amateur.”

+1 Bleeding Kansas

“Hold my beer.”

No problem. Just have Roethlisberger rape the wall and it will disappear, never to be heard from again. 

Vuvuzelas in every gift basket  

And here we are waving Brenda and Zach goodbye. 

“Hey, fuck your Green Zone and your Red Zone, assholes.”

If you could be a Chicago Dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

DeWalt, white

He spelled póg mo thóin wrong. 

I thought the Senators were Roman, not Greek (at least until Modern times)?!

It’s Richard Belzer. 

How Brave of them. 

“Alouettes? Yes, but only if it’s with a couple of Russian hookers.”