The Key to this is that that wound may Peele. 

Well, this is her competition ball, so...

Blind, ok.  But deaf and dumb? C’mon, she’s no wizard. 

Joke’s on us all. It’s pork, people 

He’s confident, but didn’t want to come across as khaki. 

Which is why John Galt is going to be the Browns’ next QB. Yep, that’s who he is.

Except for the part where he put an addictive chemical in it that made you crave it fortnightly, smartass.

If you give Burneko some kneepads, he’s going to want a dick to go with it. 

It was semen. Animal semen. 

When details of this were released, even Devil Anse approved. 

4. WatchIng The Irrelevant Giant.

“Cool as the other side of the pillow.”

+1 spider monkey 

Nice post time for the article. I imagine Magary’s HUNGRY now. Good thing I heard he can cook. Godspeed, Tim. 

+1 St. Crispin Berman

Look, foot massages don’t mean shit!

Bill “HUGE” Simonson is also missing from the list. Fuck that guy. 

“Windhorst’s brain is on the verge of explosion after hearing the Rondo news on-air.“ 

“I would have liked to have seen...Montana”

Whom did he kill?