+12 Steps

+1 Macho Grande

“Oh yeah? Hold my beer.”

+1 Fried Chicken

“You don’t want to play my team? Well, then, why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here!”

“Asshole.”

Don’t you mean Alt-Right?

“We have a job available for you. Please send us your availability. “

Well José, don’t let the Odor hit your ass on the way out.

The source was LiveLeak. Yeah, from her ass.

After the NFL’s treatment of the CTE issue, it should be no surprise that the league isn’t interested in safeties.

Thought you were going to go #69 with the Oral Roberts car, but there’s always next time.

So basically, they have a radiator for their balls?

For Bartolo Colon, the greatest number of batters faced is measured in elephant ears at the state fair.

Say cocksucker one more time, and you’re outta here!

Don’t forget Mitch Albom.

That’s not what your mother said, Trebek!

“Fucking [brown] amateur.”

You knew Syphilis would catch up to him eventually.