Drew Magary?

I’ll bet you 3 toes to 1 he ain’t into the feet.

I’d like to sympathize, but G’s.

Tiger Woods told him where Perkins was.

I heard Jerry wants to set a meeting with Goodell on Tessio’s ground, where he’ll be safe.

Well, we know this: She’s no house Nige.

“Amateur”

Her name’s really Shauna. But her friends call her Jeanne.

Colorado got Steve Jobbed.

Yea, but cut the man some slack. Oedipus was a real motherfucker.

Went to Michigan State, did you?

“Amateur”

Fantastic shooting angles. And I don’t mean for the players.

Mann, he was blinded by the light.

Jonestown. Cosby was there. Do the math.

Or bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.

I’d like to know what kind of dope she’s been puffin on.

Brady said that if Kaepernick eats the right dog food, and is a good boy, he’ll get the chance he deserves.

But did he go 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu? If not, fuck him.

David Carradine knew something about phalaropes. Too bad we can’t ask him about it.