I will argue the pelvis is an important bone (which he allegedly shattered)

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Shit, Jack Black has really let himself go.

Instead of handjobs, you’d have thought Club Gaucho would have used Steely Dan.

+0 Perfect Game

Yea, cause you know there are a TON of black NFL referees.

Kleiner, dicker Maradona....

Imagine if he was, say, 700th in the world and pulled this off.

Rae Carruth.

No problem, have Craig James take care of it.

I’ve heard salt makes your thumbs double jointed.

No worries. After firing Trip MacCracken, the Chiefs immediately announced the hiring of his brother, Phil.

The Chinaman is irrelevant.

There is only one rule you need to learn:

It’s clear this argument lies on a slippery slope.

They should have hired Jim Tomsula to make all their arrangements. That’s a net $2,212,000 PROFIT, you clowns.

Penn State: I guess we have to carry the dirty laundry for the Big 10.

“Pittsburgh, you don’t know shit about catfish.”

It’s actually the 16th hole you speak of.

One night in Baltimore and the world’s your oyster. The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free.