Spoiler: They are brother and sister.

+1913

What the fuck does Jim Furyk have to do with this?

He’s too busy closing out all the DUIs received for giving beer to his horses.

Didn’t he know that cornbread and iced tea worked just as well?

Wow, Michael McDonald has really let himself go.

There s no saving Matta’s face, especially the W.C. Fields nose, complete with requisite gin blossoms.

‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

Not to derail the thought, but while I loved Mad Men, it rivals The Sopranos and Dallas with the worst series finale. Ever.

I’ll see that and raise you goddamn Madonna - Die Another Day.

In a slightly less offensive version of Lou Holtz’s voice.

Rule #5: Harden The Fuck Up.

-1

Fuck you.

If I ever get to name a strain of weed, I’m calling it Compton Magic.

Well, if it was written in ALL CAPS, it has to be Magary. Hide the identity, indeed.

Nobody could Post Malone without getting an elbow to the face from the Mailman.

Absolutely

Oubre and fight back in the same sentence. Well played.

Amen.