Nah, Skip would just say it’s LeBron’s fault.

He has low self-esteem for everyone else.

I’d go, but my union is preventing me from attending.

Guy, forget it.

“I see you’re trying to win a NBA playoff series!”

You guys are being way too hypocycloid about this. Calm down.

“You don’t know shit about a battery charge.”

Because not everyone has eaten an Alyssa Milano. Oh, wait...it sounds like everyone has.

Well, since it appears Stephen A. Smith made it through this great purge, my only hope is that one of these times someone is gonna swallow some Oberto and it’s gonna finally hit him the right way and kill him.

Counterpoint:

Because then they would find the book (legit or not) that he/she laid money on Lexi to not win the tournament.

“we’ll take him.”

Except Torts. Specifically if it happened to his dog, but not if it would jeopardize berating infidels who might presume to not stand for the national anthem.

“One dead hooker? That ain’t shit.”

Jeanie?! Everyone knows her friends call her Shawna. SMDH, Drew. You should have known better.

You are right. Huntington is far more dependent on the drug trade from Detroit than it is from coal.

+1 Hangover

The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.

“Heh, heh. He said penal code.”

I prefer Magary’s use of the thumb(s).