“If you would have just let this Turkey into the EU, it would have not come to this.”

Well, that’s a shocker.

Sarkesian knew how it worked, even at a private school. THAT’S a bar tab.

They ain’t no Boone County Ninja, that’s for sure.

A font like that already exists. It’s called Comic Sans.

When you’re trying to look fly,

Everyone wants to blame the US for everything. Sure, we’re not perfect, but blaming us for Iceland’s STD issues is over the top.

Glutton United

I see nothing wrong here.

Oh shut your mouth.

8-year olds, Dude.

You mean like how MSU dealt with Larry Nassar ASAP?

You ever have a craft beer? You ever have a craft beer...on WEED?!

She’s trying to keep it on the DL, low-key, aliases and all...

That move would stomp out any chances of the Redskins making the playoffs.

As opposed to going to the bathroom and deflating his balls?

If you mean a chocolate shake at the Wieners Circle, count me in.

He looks like a cross between W.C. Fields and Karl Malden.

Ü-Eier 4 life

Backup to Barry Sanders.