I hate everyone in this video. I hate their hipster doofus vibe. I hate the groom’s smug face and dipshit haircut. If you think this is cute or funny, you are part of the problem.

I watched this for 15 seconds and had to turn it off. No. Make it stop.

This sounds like the tattoo version of the Lindy West plane story from long ago.

I hate to be Team Tattoo Artist, but just like you can decide where you want your tattoos, he can also decide what work he’ll stand behind and what he WON’T. Clearly you have artistic differences, as evident by your contempt of his other work. So why would you use him in the first place?

Exactly. No necks and hands is a super common rule among artists, and many of them do it for personal reasons (ie. regret, whatever) and for protecting the shop (it opens up a certain amount of liability if someone claims down the line they can’t get a job because of a tattoo you did).

I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…

The logic he employed is common in the tattoo world. I have had tattoo artists strongly persuade me to get one tattoo over another, placed here instead of there. I listened. Had I not, I would have kept shopping. You threw a fit and as far as I can tell, it has nothing to do with you being a woman. You’re attempt to…

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

God, you guys really act like high school girls. Who cares! Stop getting butt hurt over everything.

You should try it, you’re kind of embarrassing yourself here.

No kidding. The comment I originally posted wasn’t even specific to Kara or Jia, but to a trend in Jez articles lately.

Clapping back at rude comments is not the same as caring what those people think.

You realize that we’re not super concerned with how we look to you?

Considering that that dislike of the Seinfeld finale was an entire season-long storyline that Jerry and Julia took part in on Curb Your Enthusiasm, it’s not so much a dig as just another part of a running joke between the cast.

I hear this in my head as Mike Tyson trying in vain to pluralize "magnet."

It was never going to be, but i had hoped it would have been “Sup with the wack Playstation, Sup?”

“More probable than not” is the actual legal standard for finding civil liability in every court, you fucking dolt.

my only problem with this cookie jar is that it’s a little scary. still a good cookie jar

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!