Are you sure you are remembering correctly? Original Pitfall was for Atari, not NES. Super Pitfall came out 5 years later for NES, but was not much like the original.

Is the playback wonky for anyone else or is it just my lousy connection?

Well, technically this guy

That’s cool, man.

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I like Heady Topper, despite my own admitted outsized expectations. I said it was excellent. Relax, man.

I got towed once at a college apartment complex after I went through great measures to get a visitor pass. I called the tow company, asked them to look exactly where the pass was supposed to be, and lo and behold, it was there. They brought my car back right away and apologized. I was very polite and never raised my…

(I cover that. It's in all those words stuffed between the headline and your comment.)

Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…

If I knew I had to talk to Lara Spencer I'd get sloshed too.

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but — Team White

I don't particularly care for the NBA or basketball in general, but I have read a lot of Kelly Dwyer's stuff on that blog. He's a good writer, usually funny, and all this does is get him a bigger audience.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

Don't worry, within a week we will be calling her SeeSee. After two weeks it will be SiSi's Pizza. By the end of the month her name will be Pizzabutt and that one will stick forever and ever.

That's generally how we roll with pet names.

Actually, I guess that's also how our kid went from Nadine to "Weenis" to "Shwango"…

Ok, I do not want to bash Doulas here. I find that for some women their services are a major help both in the delivery room and also at home after the baby. HOWEVER! I would like to state that they need to be registered and regulated before insurance will start to cover them. They are not licensed as other…

[no one needs a doula]

Yeah but they also wore skirts and fought with swords and shit, so..

And obviously it was a successful plan since every American has had their guns confiscated since then. People are fucking stupid.

It's just so ridiculous that anyone over the age of 12 feels that this needs to be their schtick. It screams of hanger-on. I mean, you're the strength coach. Your job exists mostly away from the field of play. You prep players in the days/weeks/months before a game, you don't draw up plays. Sit on the bench quietly…