Seeing Kirstie Alley naked should count toward time served. I'm guessing she's the "huge" star who "everyone knows her name".

You'd think they'd go after MySpace. Those profiles are virtually indistinguishable from every shitty Geocities page from 1998.

Or, and follow me on this because it might seem crazy, let them put whatever they want on the site that they own, without wasting time on a vote (because websites aren't democratic republics) and those that don't like can STFU. Or just go away. I haven't decided yet, but you see where I'm going with this.

Is that the Angry Birds font used in the graphic? Not exactly on topic, but I'm OCD about fonts.

"...on which it is installed will fuck it right up with a bunch of crap."

Look. I feel you. It's a siren song, though, man. They call to you...tempting you with empty promises of ceiling dancing. Then boom. Trampled. I've seen it way too many times before. It wasn't worth it when those Vanilla Ice tickets went on sale and it ain't worth it now.

Nope, again. I have a decent job that I work hard at, which allows me to avoid asinine ventures such as mall rioting for a quick buck. And glow in the dark shoes.

That's pretty funny. State bird: Cuckoo.

If they aren't just glow in the dark Nikes, what then, pray tell, are they? Do they do your taxes? Can they allow you to outrun a cheetah? They must be the Lionel Richie signature Nikes that finally will allow us all to dance on the ceiling, right? Nope. I'm afraid we all just witnessed a jackass stampede for glow in…

...he said in the discussion thread of an article about the 298-Million-Year-Old forest. OK, Gizmodo. Shut her down. Your shenanigans are exposed, and it's cold outside, today!

Quite true. However, I'm going to go with the date that science gives us.

No. Creationists are a very small sect of the Christian population that believes, regardless of any scientific proof, that the world is roughly 10,000 years old. They also believe that humans coexisted with dinosaurs. One of the first exhibits at the creation museum feature human children cavorting with velociraptors.…

I know I wish I was as enthusiastic about my work as he is. Not creepy at all, in my book.

That could possibly be the greatest :30 of music I've ever heard.

Those are pretty expensive plug-ins just to make animated gifs...

Obviously for the hat.

Judging from the commercials, you're only renting that stuff anyway, so it shouldn't matter.

That's an honest-to-God snack combo I used to grab from our town's little five and dime store on the way home from middle school back in '92. There was a deal where you could collect like 5 Charleston Chew wrappers, send them in and get a really cheesy Venom comic called "The Trial of Venom." I'm old.

It's not so much shock as mouth-gaping disbelief and utter sadness.

Robocop...Evil Dead...Short Circuit...goddamn Hollywood is lazy.