he can’t do the only thing he likes doing as president, which is hold his maniacal frothing group white grievance therapy sessions

The pandemic is a nightmare for him.  He actually has to at least go through the motions of doing the job of president, which he hates, and he can’t do the only thing he likes doing as president, which is hold his maniacal frothing group white grievance therapy sessions.  The daily briefings are a nice substitute, but…

Meanwhile in Sin City...

Extremely performative. It makes me feel like Im back in middle school sometimes. 

Jockstraps.

Agreed.  Talking about sex openly and honestly in appropriate situations is great and should be encouraged.  Lugging it in at every opportunity and hurling it at people’s heads is performative and distasteful.

Sounds like your deal breaker isn’t penis size per se, it’s the man’s attitude to penis size. Which is fair! But don’t confuse the two.

“big dicks are very fun to play with but the smaller ones are those that I’m taking home and making soup for while we watch My Best Friend’s Wedding.”

We found the hollering dog!

Exactly the type of comment someone with medium sized tits would make...

You’re one of the docile ones, amirite?

I know mine is. I'm always screaming at it to get out and do something, but it just lays there.

She does, in the most devious way, by not only not referring to men as ‘men’, but instead as ‘small penises’ vs big penises. She also more than infers, that men with these ‘defects’ have basically no other choice than treating women like the princess Haddish certainly believes she is.

I always feel like a prude compared to people who openly talk about sex. I never see the point in it? But it seems to be the only thing others talk about. Whether it be coworkers or friends. Asking a simple question somehow turns into a sex joke. Its tiring. You couldnt have just answered that yes or no question like…

You’re actually being more respectful than Haddish, who doesn’t even say “men”, she phrases it as “the penis will get you flowers, etc”.

Meanwhile I have a box of old magazines I finally got around to reading while stuck at home, I think I’ll have my personal assistant offer them up for a charity auction LOOK AT HOW GENEROUS I AM 

Penis size varies in the same way as vaginal size. Sometimes you get a better response from a big penis, sometimes you get a better response with a small penis. That’s kind of my take away from my history of sexual encounters. Sometimes things link up really well, sometimes they don’t. Sometimes skill and technique…

Exactly. I’m not one of those people out there ranting about reverse sexism and women getting “passes”, but her comments are gross and your comparison is fair.

Some dude:

Women with huge tits are better, but women with small tits are more docile, which is preferable.