Funny how its always men that feel like a date obligates you to be 100% honest with them

Spoiler alert: He’s not that nice of a nice guy

Can we just go ahead and just roll Toledo into Lake Erie?

Maybe theyd have the money if they didnt buy new cruisers every other year and leave them running for literally an entire shift, the amount of money the average police department wastes on bullshit is amazing

I used to live in Evanston, the only thing that surprised me was that they didnt taze or shoot him

Ohio has BEEN like this, I honestly have no idea how Obama won this state twice. Republicans have had total control since 2011, only time we’ve had a Democrat governer since 1982 was 2007-2011, state Senate has been Republican controlled every year since 1982 and the state House has been Republican controlled for all…

When you’re too crazy for Andre 3000 to fuck with you KNOW theres no saving that person

John Wettland hasnt played in like 15 years and the “kingpin” youre likely referring to (Josh Hamilton) was simply an addict that kept relapsing. 

“Current state” implies that there has ever been a time when men DIDNT act like this and if that time period exists then I am not aware of it

Yeah I mixed up the two because frankly I have no experience with either outside of my HS’ wrestling team, the trolls in grey have been letting me know LOL. Oh, and rumor was they gave a few girls herpes my senior year so that probably wasnt all they passed around!

The Vemm Diagram of reality and The Onion has become a circle.

Why the fuck do we have such a hard time discarding these trash ass black men? Fuck all this “Hes sick, he needs help” fuckery while the people who actually need help (his victims) largely get accused of lying just like pretty much any black woman who is assaulted. As a black man who has managed to not do things like…

Surprisingly there was only one ringworm outbreak in my 3 1/2 years at that school

My (extremely white) high school defined itself by the success of the football and wrestling teams. The wrestlers were like football players but dumber, more bigoted, and much dirtier as evidenced by the yearly outbreak of cauliflower ear. White folks are mad that despite their best efforts this black teenage boy is…

PLEASE let this be what finally gets his dumbass shipped out of town, they shouldve cut him loose after he fucked his hand up being a dumbass

What genre of music are you involved in? Im struggling to understand why his popularity is difficult to understand

Lol if Obama had refused to release his tax returns theyd have perp-walked him out of the fucking White House let alone any of the number of blatant conflicts of interest committes by him and this administration, Im so tired of people parroting this blatant lie

..........What in the fuck did I just watch?

Touché!

It is better for the world to think you’re a fool than it is to open your mouth and remove all doubt.