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Dankey Kang
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I finally convinced my wife to drop her apple products and this is how HBO rewards us?

If Braid meant anything to me its to stop buying games on day one. I was severely disappointed with what everyone was claiming to be a Mario-killer with a mechanic that was popularized by Prince of Persia: Sands of Time and a plot twist that came from the Fight Club era.

I'm feeling the same thing for Majora's Mask, but it's the time element that intimidates me. OoT is great though, just remember it's an all ages game so the solutions shouldn't be too difficult. And if you're not against FAQs for help there's millions of them for that game.

I'd argue that the solutions are easy but that design wise it's showing its age, which adds to the difficulty. I watched an old roommate play through the fire temple and we both had issues figuring out where to go next.

Yep. MGS2 was my first and only MG cause I played it when I was 12 and every video game magazine told me it would be great. I had no idea what was going on and I never wanted to play it again. I would like to try again as an adult who now enjoys crazy sci-fi stories.

Being a big fan of Delocated, I knew what I was getting into when Glaser became a semi-regular.

Err, I like how disqus signs me in as this guy once every 10 sign-ins.

Gotcha. I never learned the true meaning of "The Legend" so thank you.

"You see those two loafs of bread over there? Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to stack them, and put some meat in the middle. And then, I'm going to eat them! I'm going to call it: The sandwich."

This is what makes me mad. Why would the thing that "blows my mind" be listed #17 out of 23? Why wouldn't the author save the best for last? Or do they want us to climax at 17, and then the next 6 be like coming down from a really good high?

I asked the same question. I'm assuming he'll just be completely unaware and in one episode be like "Holy crap this is a women's prison!" a la his "I was the other guy" bit he did for a special.

I think you can just call them Aquaperson, negating flack from feminists and the Male Men.

"Hey have you seen the latest 'Great Job, Internet'? That's some cutting edge- oof" *Gets whacked in the face with @xanderpuss genitals*

I think you're looking for the porn parody thread.

That's how you know its the bad guy.

Windy City Heat. If I ever wanted a movie where all my least favorite comedians got together and did one of the meanest pranks I can think of, this is it. *shudders*

I liken it to a "and it was all a dream" scenario. Everything you just saw didn't matter and Ted still wants to bang Robin.

My beef with her is that her columns started off as what's it like to be a gay female comedian on tour and turned into anti-male attacking anyone with a penis.

Yep. Just spent the last two years reading all the King books with connections to the Dark Tower series only to recently read the first few pages of The Gunslinger and decide I was burnt out.

Looks like somebody is back on the pain meds.