For all the shit Modell got for the Browns, the Oilers still have to be the gold standard for badly planned moves. Adams trying to keep them playing in Houston temporarily while the new stadium in Nashville was being built was so dumb I can’t believe anyone thought it would work. Then he thought that for whatever…

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

Buzzfeed has the docs up on their site.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Alien abduction for sure. That or he tore an ACL getting into the car and wasn’t wearing his life alert pendant.

On the bright side, recovery should be deceptively fast.

Mixing up your cliches. Eloquent is a black player who speaks in surprisingly audible cliches.

It would take a very high football IQ for a player to break them like he did

Doctors elaborated on the injury, noting it was the grittiest and most eloquent rib-cracking they’ve seen yet.

A truly great player, like Ronnie Lott or Marilyn Manson, would just have them removed so he could keep playing.

Geez, can the Cowboys have anything else go their way?

He’s holding out the right way, for sure

“Man, Mike Dunleavy is argumentative and non-compliant, and I should know, I’m married to..”

What a gritty, fundamentally sound holdout.

Claeys achin’.

*reads entire well-written article*

Where can I read more of this?

One is a pinnacle of artistic achievement in my opinion; the other is a movie where Buster Keaton did a really intricate stunt.