Samer,

#GPODAWUND

My favorite part of any Knicks game is watching opposing centers sag off of Noah by 10 feet and then getting hit in the face by an air ball.

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.

He actually said “Duck stew fondue - Trucking niche” mocking the hallowed Edmonton area tradition of a truckers stopping by a fancy restaurant for that meal after a successful run. Also used by Canadians as an insult to mothers implying truckers stop by their mom’s house after every run for sex.

Rumor is that Manning whispered “Your clavicle is weak and dumb,” into McDavid’s ear at some point during the game, which is what set him off.

Yeah, all respect to Prince as a musician but, in my experience, so much of this stuff built up as being part of his strange genius - socially awkward, terrible at romantic relationships, strange fashion sense, self-important, treats other people badly, bad with money, doesn’t think people should celebrate birthdays -…

A delicate...sandwich?

Shump-hurt

It shouldn’t take a record-breaking Wonderlic score to figure it out himself.

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

Berry didn’t see Andy Reid frantically waving at him to take a knee so the offense could go out and punt

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

I can’t believe the playoff selection committee won’t let those raped kids get the closure they need!

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

If you crowd sourced coaching decisions, would you get a better coach than Jeff Fisher? Like every down, Madden style three boxes come up and people vote. I feel like we have the technology to do it.

You know what’s terrible? Your honest opinion from the heart without being facetious and leaving out the pithy, snarky content.

It wouldn’t have happened at Notre Dame. It’s hard to rush a dead videographer back onto the field.

That’s ridiculous. Wilson is clearly a Kant man.

Right? Maybe they had an argument about Descartes and Aristotle?