I work in tech. In fact, I work in data science.

So I was supposed to go to the Rifftrax Holiday broadcast today. But the theater I always go to was, with no explanation, not showing it. So I took the day off work and was denied even the tiniest scrap of comfort or joy, in a personal teeth kick from 2016.

He’s promising his fans the sun, the moon, the stars, free and instantly:

“I know that feel”
-DeAngelo Hall

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

The reason for the decline is Colin Kaepernick. I for one haven’t watched him play even a snap all season.

I absolutely love when people don’t read the article, and the comment they make is literally mentioned in the first sentence. Well done. +1

Can you imagine how tacky he would make the White House if he got elected?

Come on now. This story is bullshit. He clearly didn’t mean to hit Vasquez. Obviously he was aiming for the team trainer.

“If I die anytime soon, it’s probably likely that it’ll surface somewhere. That’s the good news about the death of an actor is all that stuff seems to come out.”

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

Plus his hands are too tiny

He got all huffy.

We all know nothing he does will ever shake his core supporters. Who gets shaken are the morons who flipped from him to Hillary after the DNC, then back to him when they thought Hillary was dying, then back to Hillary after the debate. This helps keep those paragons of intellect in Hillary’s corner.

His supporters are too stupid to even understand what this means.

The continuing number of ways in which Baylor finds to step on its own dick would be incredibly amusing. If it weren’t for the violence and rape that lies at the heart of all this.

You have a bunch of men whose athletic ability enabled them to stop maturing emotionally at around age 13.

Crazy how this super gritty, tough team got butthurt over a few tweets.

Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig.