Only if it was crows. BOOM.

Ssshhhh now... ssssshhhh... go back to sleep. We can't have you out here thinking.

As a guy who's wife is 8.5 months pregnant, I can tell you that home visits tend to come in the last month or so and most times, your healthcare provider doesn't tend to talk about caring for the newborn until you've gotten through all the pre-birth and birthing stuff. Which can take more than a few appts if you've…

Technically, whites ain't number one in the world. And even in the West, the clock is ticking. 2043, y'all. So hows about we all settle down?

I'm pro-vaccine but you should maybe think about the fact that state and federal governments have a long track record of doing fucked up shit with needles. And not too long ago, either. For example, if my grandmother had been forced to undergo sterilization thanks to many of the eugenics programs operating in the US…

Citing an article from 2009? A. 95% of midwives in a survey of US healthcare folks completely ignores global midwifery. B. The Dear Prudence letter writer is clearly pro-vaccine. You're all jacked up.

No, Dr. Oppossum. According to the implications of the above blogposter, caring about vaccinations and using midwives is soooooo white.

Being pro-vaccine and using a midwife is white? Dang.

Not so sure about that. Number of sex partners can come up in a longterm relationship. Just be ready to be honest and hear the real answers.

Sure. Unless of course they're 8th graders.

What does that first sentence even mean?

Articles about articles.

I can see why the official initially ruled it incomplete. He only dragged his toe for 2 yards in bounds while leaving a smoke trail and catching the ball cleanly.

Caligula? Some solid dong in that one.

Aw, you're adorable. Let me teach you about the critically important worlds of compartmentalization and coping. Lying to yourself can be crucial. Particularly if/when you're part of a large system which you believe in passionately yet you do not control. See: religions. See: political systems. See: Nationalism. See:…

Protecting the brand is what got them there. Protecting the brand is what had them overlook some horrific shit. Protecting the brand is what defined how they reacted. It. All. Sucks.

That secretary at UNC acted alone. Penn State's scandal was a coverup from the governor on down. Everyone knew Sandusky was buttfucking those kids. EVERYONE. Including all the players and all the meteorology professors. They should have closed that school and burned it to the ground.

Regoddamndickulous. I'm not all about the 2-party system but as someone who voted for Nader in Florida in 2000, I can tell you that you should lie to yourself sometimes.

Oh, I dig me some Prince, broheim. That's not what I was commenting on. To make a comment about the rather regular and mundane coverage of SNL on Gawker Media, I sort of have to, I don't know, click on the link.

What kind of deal do you guys have with NBC/SNL? Every Sunday, man, it's like I'm watching a commercial for the overrated skit shit that has pretty much sucked forever.